Mission Dropout!

So family... I know you all have been missing me immensely since this little blog thing has arisen. I want to be the one who tells you that just when you thought I could not possibly get any dumber, I have surpassed even my expectations and have become the most retarded person in the world. I just forgot to take a midterm today. I thought it went until to tomorrow and you will all be tickeled to know that today was indeed the last day. I just found that out as I was studying for it. I will die. Pray for me!